I can't begrudge anyone their success. That said, I can still wish for my own, and--deep down inside--imagine what it must be like to wake up in the morning and be J K Rowling, or Stephanie Meyer, or Diana Gabaldon.
Here's a little quiz, of the matching variety:
1. "It seems I've been inexorably thrust from my erotic dream and into the clamor of a quartet of barking doggies."
2. "Boys, give Mommy a minute and I'll prepare you some pancakes," she said, sleepily yet happily.
3. "I think I'm in the mood to buy a castle, today. Or maybe two."
A. J K Rowling
B. Stephanie Meyer
C. Diana Gabaldon